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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

(via phalcun16)


Don’t fuck it up! That’s all I ask! Just DON’T FUCK IT UP!

(via wingerannie)


mawsha:

Another Folio. This one deals with the theme of memory, although I took another direction by expressing psychotherapy. The first two were just test pages that came out alright and the last two are a few of the finished pages.

I just LOVE the one on the bottom. She is a wonderful artist. I Hope I’m as good as this some day!


The only thing I can imagine this kid was thinking: “I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed, but I must admit, however— such conjecture is futile. Still, the question of whose hands might someday hold my Myst book are unsettling to me. I know that my apprehensions might never be allayed, and so I close, realizing that perhaps, the ending has not yet been written.”

The only thing I can imagine this kid was thinking: “I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed, but I must admit, however— such conjecture is futile. Still, the question of whose hands might someday hold my Myst book are unsettling to me. I know that my apprehensions might never be allayed, and so I close, realizing that perhaps, the ending has not yet been written.”

(via lawlpants)


swordfishtrombonesandraindogstoo:

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

swordfishtrombonesandraindogstoo:

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I don’t have words to describe how happy this gif makes me.

I don’t have words to describe how happy this gif makes me.

(via idrum4all2see)


Woops, THIS is the Lolita review. 


Finally the Lolita review is up! This is currently my favorite novel!


(via lawlpants)


It’s official. I am now a god.

It’s official. I am now a god.